• Reason for being pissed off: Vandals stole some letters from the shop sign 
Tarves Pharmacy. It now reads 'are harm'. 

• Anything to add? Ms Craig said the crime was preceded by a snowball attack and that the damage was 'severe' and will probably cost £1000 to repair. 

• The reality: Derek from Baillie Signs (Edinburgh) quoted me £30 a letter for my 'mums pharmacy' in East Lothian. But he would need to come out and see it...

Sympathy: 1/10 

Comment:
A triple whammy. We have all the classics on show: Crossed arms, the folded arms and the Angry Lip Action. The Angry Lip Action is like a window to the soul. It displays one of two things (1) How pissed off you really are. (2) How much of a fuck you care about the photographer telling you to look pissed off. . 
Woman A: She obviously called the police / press / everyone she knows to talk about it. 
Woman B: The worst kind. She just wants to be pissed off. She's doing a fine job. 
Woman C: She, frankly, does not give a fuck. In fact, she probably hates the other two. I would, just look at them.